“If the good Lord had meant for us to walk, he wouldn’t have invented roller skates.”
— Willy Wonka in Willy Wonka and the chocolate factory (the original)


Willy Wonka may have something there.  I skipped my walk yesterday, put on some old fashioned rollerskates and let my boys skate circles around me.


Thankfully I’m NOT quoting Miles Kington right about now.  He said,

I have recently taken up two new sports: roller skating and ankle spraining, in that order. I am getting quite good at both.